sth to share when PENIS ask for higher pay.!!!!(:
The Plea
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons: I do physical labor.I work at great
depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do.I do not get
weekends or public holidays off.I work in a damp
environment.I work in a dark workplace that has poor
ventilation. I work in high temperatures.My work exposes me
to contagious diseases. Sincerely,
P. Niss
The Response
Dear Penis:After assessing your request, and considering
the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects
your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8
hours straight.You fall asleep after brief work periods.You
do not always follow the orders of the management team. You
do not stay in your designated area and are often seen
visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you
need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start
working.You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of
your shift.You don't always observe necessary safety
regulations, such as wearing the correct protective
clothing.You will retire well before you are 65.You are
unable to work double shifts.You sometimes leave your
designated work area before you have completed the assigned
task.. And if that were not all, you have been seen
constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two
suspicious-looking bags.Sincerely,
V. Gina
LOL la kns.?muahahahhaahahhaha.
ahaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaa..cool ke apr.?
LOL. eh i cnt stop. hahahahaahahahahahahahahah.
hahahahahahaha
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da.*chuckles*
kk ive been reading n listening to some articles..
of course, its ghost,spirit related.-ma fav topic!/subj!
ill try to post bout satan's children.nt nw, nxt entry.
k.i give u guys a rough idea.
satan didnt do all the things he'll lead us into, alone.
he hav 5 children to help him wif his ''deeds'' lol.
interesting right.
each child hav diff 'job' to do.
which ill explain more in da nxt post.
s i need to collect d info bout all his 5 kids.
(:
now.
i wanna tell u guys bout a guy who ws forced to marry a dead gerl.
its a chinese couple.
the guy is 19 yrs old.
gerl is 17 yrs old.
they gt engaged.one day, da gerl hd uncurable fever.
n sure enuf she died bcos of tht.
some chinese believes tht if some1 dies unmarried, we should get them married.
so they'll hv husband/wife n b happy ''up thr''.
n obviously, da guy ws forced to marry this dead gurl.
what they actually did ws 'forcing' her stand by placing a plank at da bck of da gerl's bck.
so tht she lookd s if she ws standing.(which i think ws 'creative')
n ya they gt married.
they even hv a photograph of the married couple thr.
n if u stare long enuf, with or without imagining, she will smile,
n if she did, sth bad will happen.
tt, is according to d article ..
and after hearing this i felt all uncomfortable.
gt to know this story 2 days ago.
n i sleep wif da light on. idk y, but stories on tht day kinda freak me out.
seriously.
haha.
another article ive read is about god.
our one n only god.
title: Allah beri nikmat melalui pelbagai cara
ramai Muslim donnoe hw to differentiate between sth enjoyable and happiness or even peace at heart.
wealth is nt the reason tht brings happiness(we all know this).
those who does not understand the almighty of god will think tht wealth and power is everything.
wealth and power can leads u to peace and happiness IF dikendalikan dgn baek. if not it is da reason for penderitaan dan kesengsaran.
those who hs sth doesnt mean he/she enjoy it.
we shd nvr b proud with what we hv n we shdnt b sad/disappointd wif wad is given to us.
sekalipun kite krg harta dan kuase, jgnla kite miskin jiwa.
title: wanita mati jadi PONTIANAK!!!
she ws pregnant. n in d area, they believe tht if a women dies while giving birth, u shd place an egg under each side of her armpit.
but this 'mak bidan', she didnt do tht.that lady died, she came bck s a pontianak.
every night, she will appear, n da ppl will see her crying bside a banana tree yg adr jantong nyer. the husband ws very very upset of da lost n he ws calling her,cant accept da fact tht his wife is gone. n she came bck to her husband, knockin on da windows. n guess wad he did.? he open da window for her to come in.!! wtf right.? i pity him. n if the pontianak knew tht some1 is trying to protect her husband frm her, she will go aft tt person.
sch
how i hope 1 day i hv nothing to complain/ talk bout school!
grrr. so -_____-" right right right?
today ws da FINAL presentation. like finally!
n it ws a role play.
i love da positive comments.
*angkt2 keneng*
i hv to act s a mother.
n i hv to cry big tyme. hv to WAIL lasey.
muahaha.
When I ws told to cry. I realise tht Idk hw to. I ws thinking real hard. Seriously. All this while ive been ‘producing’ tears koz im happy n angry. I felt lost. All u guys hv to do is hav faith in me. I felt demoralise by ur actions. Tnx eh! Hmph!
complimnts mlambg2.
i don wanna say. t gue geil dong.
malu ah.LOL
which reminds me of history drama we did n won top 5 sch in spore!!
woohoo la kns.
AND
d'lite. bertemakn FREEDOM.
n we won G.O.L.D
WWOOWOWOWOOWOWOWOOHOHOHOHOOHOOHOHOH!
*cage butt*
idk tht im a 'teacher' to all this mrepek things.i jz share wad i told ma sis we shd do when sth happen.
n jadi modal.
da spread lasey.
terharu plk. aku yg bobal mrepek ni jadi modal.
muahah.happy la.(:
believe it or nt, i still hav yet get ma KINDER BUENO!
n i wont leave it.
oh ya oh ya.
lol. Haziq remind me yest of avatar.
da NEW season nxt wk 2nd feb!!!
arg xcitd2!!!! aang is bloody cute!!!
weeeee.
erm anything else.?
lets see..
i hate sch
oh oh.
spore players kena attack by d jordan players.
spore won 2-1.
it wsa 'clean' match but in da chging rm, they kena attack.
bottles, brooms, and electric fan ws used in da 'fight'.
oh well.
who cn accept defeat right.?
well, i cnt.*whisper* mayb i very-the-ego.tts y.
i very lazy to study lasey. idk y.
deep down i think its too early to start but i hv loads loads of things to memorise n understand.
eventhough thrs only 3 PAPERS. hw cool is tht.? pri. 1 kappa 3 papers.?
LOL
congrats to shid n jeyda.
they gt RP.!!!
eh congrats eh korg.(:
bgs uh. seklompok pt saner.
which reminds me, Luqman's fren. is hot lasey.
serious shit.
n Arisa..tht guys is CHINESE!!!!! woohoo. u shd c him!!!
but he's nt in our sch though.
ah.kk.nk tdo.
gosh i feel like a pig.
till den.
wansuey
-blacklips
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May Peace Be Upon To You.