Boss: Where were you born? A: India .. Boss: which part? A: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
2 guys were fixing a bomb in a car. Guy 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Guy 2: Dont worry, I have one more. A: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. A: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
A joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?" A: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken. A: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! A: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
A: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. A: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE: In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? A: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ..... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. A: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? A: An old king's skeleton. Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it? A: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
