May Peace Be Upon To You
kk. jz a little sth for u guys to laugh at.
enjoy.
ni eh..cm ''ter-keluar'' care2 nk tutop malu uh. klu jad pt korg la kns.
fad kn mepek.so.. bacer je la.tk nk.FO.(:
korg kene imagine sambil bacer baru sronok.(:
care2 nk 'cover' malu:
1.klu ko tersepak batu:
-jgn teros bgn,instead,kamu baring n teros berguling-guling smpai jao dari perhatian ramai.bile dh tiade yg nmpk,baru bgn ehhhhhh.(:
2.klu terjatoh basikal:
-cepat2 naik basikal pastu buat2 jatoh smpai berkali-kali so org igt kamu sengaje buat lawak.(:
3.klu jato tangger:
-teros bersilat seolah-olah ko d-rasok la.ato sdg berlwn dgn makhlok halos.(:
4.klu kamu terjato dlm longkang...:
-kompol/pungot uh sampah2 yg ade sambel mrh2 dgn suarer yg kuat,org mesti igt ko seorg yg prihatin psl kebersehan.(:(chey!padahal2)
5.klu terjato biler nk naek bus:
-jeret kuat2.."Oi! aper ni tolak2 org?" walopn blakg ko tkder org.(:
6.klu terjato d dpn perhentian bus(bustop la sng ckp):
-teros buat2 pengsan smpai ade yg tolong.klu tk der..naseb uh. bareng la ko smpai mlm.when no one is ard.this is the best time for u to get up.(:
7.klu jato tergelincir d lantai licen(slip):
-tarek kwn ko.(or whoever yg bside u) utk jato samer2 so tt bkn ko sorg yg dpt malu.ye tak?(:
klaka kn.?LOL
alhamdulillah.
fad pass for wound dressing practical assessment.
k.nk story cket.
so aft preparing.sandhya's assessor kept askin me to go out.
i ws like why the f? i sw the scenario alr.im goin to tell the rest outside wad ma scenario is.?
or when they ask.?
she very the kanchiong spider.!i hate her. she is like cntrling every assessor yg pt dlm.
so.f.i jz went out.
xplain to the ''outside ppl''' the wait for ma assessor.
the she came.i ws scared for nobody's business.
when i enter.mak datok peh nervous.im the 3rd person on da list. but i went together wif the 1st n the 2nd.
den cm.. kanchiong spider skejap.
den assessment peh things.the ones u hv to verbalise.like all over.nt in order la sng ckp.
wait! ma assessor(spell) is Pauline.
she dressd up like a guy. s in her penampiln uhs.
kemeje n pants.tuckd.shoes.short hair.
oh oh. she is the british-accent-speaking-lady.
k she's the one.
she.woah. im glad i had her.nt doreen(ma tutor) or sandhya's assessor.
*phew*
den aft ma surgical hand wash. she pointd out tt i forgt patient's safety.
cord-side down. i go o'oh.oh shit.
den she said.."u noty noty gurl"
wif tt kind of tone. like i-know-sth-u-donnoe tone.
i ws this close ( -> <- ) to say.."meow" lols.serious.
den i mnge to stop maself. but kept smilin.koz i wanna laugh alr.
so thrs this pt when she wants me to check d exp date of d dressing set.
den i go. omfg. whr the hell is tt thing.?
den she told me whr.i ws like.ok.tnx.
den the number:20130819
O_o"
dlm hati: siak uh no nombor aper siak.
kiwek! asl cm TAHON ISLAM SAK? lol.
seriously at tt tyme i really really thought d exp date is thn islam peh version.
(hw stupid cn i get)
den she told me.read it frm right to left.
dlm hati:laa..DE BAHASER ARAB DA.....
i ws laughin to maself.smpt sak pk ni sumer.
but i passd uh.
she gave complimnts sumer.
i ws sastified.
seriously.i felt like huggin her tau.
kos this sem, i passed both ma skills.
oral meddication n wound dressing *phew*
alhamdullillah sey.
oh f!
i receive msg baru tadik.which i ws suppose to receive at 5.10 pm n 11.40pm.!!!
sial uh. tyme nw:12.02 am.
eh.terok uh.
siti anta msg pn tk dpt.
haiz.
vampire.
betaper desperate nyer i wanna b vampire,
im nt stupid enuf to believe tt they exist.
except for pontianak n all.
this guy.he claim tt he's a vampire.
he drinks real blood.(he prove it)
he wrote symbols.
he hs fangs.(i think i sw)
i wonder if he cn fly.*smirk*
im soooo gonna watch it.
watch uh klu interestd.
fad kn vampire freak.
okto,thurs,10pm.(dont forget!!!)
we shd understand ourselves.
f! u dont jz splurge on sth which is nt s impt s like helpin ur family to LIVE!
seriously gurl. i think u need to keep tt in mind.
if i cn meet u now.i will. n u gonna get a hard tyme frm me.
u get money..den u ASK for money.den ur mom needs help.n wad did u do.?
u hid ur money.n get a fucking(sowie) home theatre?
why why why.?
b reasonable la.u wrk to help ur mom.(isnt tt wad u said?)
u get the money to help urself n ur fam.
but nt helpin urself to gettin a HOME THEATRE??!
i seriusly pity ur mom. i will help her if i cld.
i know its ur money.den dont ask for pocket money then.
pft.
b independent if tts wad u want.
i realise i dont want freedom.
i use to b mad at ma parents for nt having s much 'freedom' s ma frns hd.
but nw i realise.i dont need it.
hah.
freedom is all being independant.
den u hv to support urself.
ur own hse.
its really tooo much for me to handle.
kos im still schlin.
well tts wad i thought.
(:
chey mcm phm.
omg.terigt dlite plk.drama ppl!!! hw is it goin.?
lol.imyg la.haiz.
i ws thinkin of Mr.Peter jz nw.hah.i miss him too.lols.
''freedom is the one thing that u want
the one thing tt u...''
k i forgt alr.
"news news news news news news news news....WOW"
*kk.dlite thing*
haiz.bits by bits is in ma mind nw.
silver ppl.!!!!
