1st-ly, a story to share. do read aite.? chill.(:
Once upon a time in Singapore, there lived a happy couple, Mr. & Mrs. Ng with their 3 lovely daughters; Elaine, Ena & Ella.
The 3 daughters were brought up in a prim-and-proper way and when they reached 20, they were still virgins.
Years passed, and it was time to get them married.
So, the parents found them the most suitable " leng chais" (handsome guys ).
They got married and were preparing to set-off on their honeymoon.
As "concerned" (more like "kay-poh") parents, Mr.& Mrs. Ng were curious about their daughters' first-night experience.
So, before the daughters went on their respective honeymoons, Mrs. Ng told them......
" Your father and I want to know about your 1st nightencounters and whether you are satisfied. Write a letter to us, but as not to raise your husbands' curiosity...you all must use a code- name to describe your experiences".
So, the excited daughters were off.
A week passed.
Mr. & Mrs. Ng got the first letter.
It was from Elaine.
They opened the letter and found the word STANDARD CHARTERED.
They immediately took the newspaper and looked for the Standard Chartered advertisement.
"Ah! here it is!", exclaimed Mr. Ng.
The motto for Standard Chartered was....
"BIG, STRONG & FRIENDLY"
Mr & Mrs. Ng were happy.
A week later, they got another letter.
This time it was from Ena.
The content was simple. "NESCAFE".
So, again they took the newspaper and looked for the Nescafe ad.
"Ah! here it is. 'NESCAFE: PLEASURE TILL THE LAST DROP".
Mr. & Mrs. Ng beamed with joy.
Another week passed.
A month passed.
And another.
There was still no letter from Ella.
The Ngs became worried.Finally, the letter came.
It was scribbled and could hardly be read, but Mrs. Ng managed to figure it out.
The code-name was "SINGAPORE AIRLINES".
Why Singapore Airlines?
Mr.Ng rushed to the nearest store and got a newspaper.
He flipped the pages frantically.
"Ah! Here it is!"
Mrs. Ng grabbed the page and read aloud.
Before she could finish ...THUMP!!!...she fell off her chair.
The motto was ..."7 TIMES A WEEK. 4 TO 6 TIMES A DAY. NON-STOP".
klakar pa boy.?
LOL.
kk. nw bout the satan's children.
tsabr
tugas dier membawa maksiat, kesusahan dan kesedihan hati.
eg. he will make some1 kill himself, tear his own shirt, bang ur head.etc. (things tt will hurt u)
he cn make ppl nyanyok.
Al-a'war
mksd namer dier:buta sbela mater.
leads ppl to perzinaan,nista n keji. klu anyone fall for it, susa nk klua balek.
eg.husband hs a beautiful wife, but he will fall for another gerl who is ugly. causing selingkuh kos husband da buter sbelah.
Miswath
mksd:pengadun
tugas dier: sebar dusta, khabar angin, BOHONG.
he wants ppl to b kalot n kacao bilao.
dier menyampaikn berita2 bohong. bkn stakat bisik, menjelma sbg manusia.
he will mengocak masyarakat
contooh: fitah might b through internet.
who knows we might menyebarkn fitnah.
Darsim
tugas dier mengutup dan mengunci.
he will ganggu rumah tangger.
husbad n wif will fight.
or parents wif children.
he will make u hate ur family mmbrs for no reason.
Zaknabur
mksd: mengadu domba antare pendagang dan pembeli.
he will bisik d hati perniager.
he will make ppl to b dishonest when wrkin.
eg.CURI TULANG
ive seen da pics. wow.
k terkejot sey. sad story but da pic.. god.
it creep me out seriously.tht pic is nt for da faint heart or preg women.
its a blog, ive gt a few.
its an official blog for MJ12.
eh ter byg2 sak.
haha. oh wells.
i felt tht ni jadi satu tugas for me to do..updating bout MJ12.haha.
3rd feb.
sch end at 11 for me.
the went to lib. igt nk blajar.
skali... biasa la. i end up reading bks.
wawawa.
den sw me sibs.
help em wif their art.
lib ws unsually cold.
so chillo wif me haja.mia.iwan.zul.ilias(is this hw u spell ur name?).
but ilias went off like 5 min aft i rest ma butt.LOL.
senyum menawan sak. i realise he hv taring!!!!
wootz la kns.
eh! tu compliment tok ko.!(:
nk dgr citer tk.?
*looks left n right cpt2 smpai saket*
minah2 yg dtg lib burok sak.!!!
urgh. den step mana peh lawa.
wa nk cuci mater, tk jadik sak!!
*kkkhhhhhoik pui!*
klaka kappa boi.
nasehat aku la kn. ... "watch out gerl.u watch out''
tml, no sch dok. kla. pln nk study.
hah.
by the way.
thre's this notice board. its like a friendship celebration thingy.
when i realise this note. he drew a bunny, well idk! an animal wif long ears.!
if im nt wrong,he wrote:
this is a rabbit. no its a fox. no, its a rabbit bcos it hs curvy ears. ah ok ok. its a fox-bit.
so fucking lame right. then i ask nana to write this directly bside his 'lame note'.
with an arrow: this isdumb.no its stupid.no its dumb.ok ok.its dump-pid.
sign off our initials: L.N.F (luqman.nana.fad)
amek ko bodoh.! geram sak aku! den we end up laughing at out note.
goes well wif his!!*pointin at da stupid note*
sial uh. citer seram doks.
serious.fooh.
siti so call introduce me to pet society. LOL.
miskin sak aku!!!!
LOLs.
i very the bored.!!!
urgh!
eh.kk.
wansuey.(finally org tu tau mksd ni lakns..wawawa)
-blacklips
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May Peace Be Upon To You.